Andrew's "BP" Invitation, Moved Out Under Cover of Darkness, and the $62 Chocolate - The week in UK royal news with Mark Francis

New Epstein emails expose Andrew inviting him to "BP" for "dinner and lots of privacy"—introducing 26-year-old Russian women, Christmas Day family photo exchanges. Sarah's "shagging weekend" email about 19-year-old Eugenie leaves daughters "aghast." Photo surfaces of Andrew on all fours over woman lying on floor. Deep Crown on "institutional rot"—Epstein/Maxwell photographed at Sandringham, Ascot, Balmoral, attending Beatrice's 18th birthday: "Someone always knew. Machinery of monarchy protected Andrew's access to his proclivities." Second woman alleges Epstein sent her to Andrew at Royal Lodge, given Buckingham Palace tour. Andrew moved out "under cover of darkness" after Charles said "enough was enough"—rushed departure to "poky" Marsh Farm with mole problems, no live-in staff space. Sarah faces "housing crisis," must "lower expectations." Sarah's Trust charity closes. Prince Edward first royal to address files: "Always remember the victims." JD Vance "open" to Andrew testifying. Charles heckled: "Have you pressurised the police?" Jon Stewart: "Stripped of title prince. Ooh, such a penalty." Meghan's $62 chocolate sells out despite mockery. Netflix "two storage rooms packed" with As Ever—employees taking ten products home free. Harry/Liz Hurley planning double dates with Meghan/Billy Ray Cyrus. Kate reveals new 8-month-old puppy. Deep Crown's verdict: "Andrew is Charles's burden to bear, not William's." Get episodes of Palace Intrigue by becommming a paid subscriber on Apple Podcasts. Click the button that says uninterrupted listening. Just $5 a month, and that includes many ofther shows on the Caloroga Shark network. Royal Books: William and Catherine: The Monarchy's New Era: The Inside Story The Royal Insider: My Life with the Queen, the King and Princess Diana